DADDY QUIZ
Answer the following questions to see if you're ready to be a daddy:
Do you have a LaborGear Bag™ ready for when she says, "My water broke?" Yes No I Will!
Can you survive on 2 or 3 hours of sleep every night, for one full year? Yes No I Will!
Have you made plans to take one to two weeks vacation following delivery? Yes No I Will!
Do you know what a mucus plug is? Yes No I Will!
Do you know what meconium is? Yes No I Will!
Do you like mustard? Yes No I Will!
Have you ever changed a diaper? Yes No I Will!
Have you ever changed a diaper with contents that look like mustard? Yes No I Will!
Can you handle loud screaming cries? Yes No I Will!
Can you get dressed, make dinner, feed the dogs, and change a mustard diaper with one hand? Yes No I Will!
Do you like regurgitated milk on your new clothes? Yes No I Will!
Would you like to stub your toe on a toy that loudly plays "Mary Had a Little Lamb" in the middle of the night? Yes No I Will!
Do you like to wait on your partner hand-and-foot? Yes No I Will!
Do you like to see your In-laws often? Yes No I Will!
And, finally, can you wait about one to two years to hear "Daddy, I wuv you?" Yes No I Will!
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