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More Humorous Stories!!! 21-Month Etiquette.... My wife has been diligently teaching our 21-month old daughter to say
"excuse me" when she "poots." The other night at
the dinner table, our daughter braced herself on her high chair, lifting
her body up about 4 inches or so, and lets out a man-size explosion!
She then let herself back down, smiled and said "scooze-me,"
pauses for a moment, looks at me (daddy) and says "dat
huge!" Yes, I too had been teaching her proper etiquette.
"When you poot, say 'excuse me, that was huge!'" "Mommy, Is This Heaven?" One of my dearest friends grandfather passed away recently.
My friends attend a Baptist church but the grandfathers funeral was
at a Catholic church. Our friends, Steve and Serena have two
girls ages 7 and 4. As the family entered the church she could
see the girls were surprised at the elaborate setting of the beautiful
statues, dome ceiling, stained glass windows, etc. Her youngest
daughter looked up at her and said, "Mommy, is this
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